yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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