Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My butt remains clenched, sir.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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