I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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