Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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