You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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