is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
