I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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