arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Drunk walkin through police station. America
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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