wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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