HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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