is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
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