I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
