He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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