you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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