At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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