I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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