erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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