Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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