no. you can't hotbox the world.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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