I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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