One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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