And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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