Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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