So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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