Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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