if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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