no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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