I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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