Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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