This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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