did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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