theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
