if you like me you must not know who I am
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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