He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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