escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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