i was born a porn star she said
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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