i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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