It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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