And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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