My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
His nipple licking is glorious
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