If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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