actually, I'm a sock model
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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