I smell stomach acid.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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