he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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