I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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