the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Randomize
