on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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