I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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