Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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