Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(607): View more from New York

your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books

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(812): View more from Indiana

just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.

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(410): View more from Maryland

what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!

(1-410): View more from Maryland

the part where you beat me to him

(410): View more from Maryland

fair enough.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you

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(423): View more from Tennessee

You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.

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(954): View more from Florida

Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.

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