and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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