it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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