There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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