So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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