I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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